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Kangarator 

A hybrid animal, equal parts kangaroo and alligator. Frequently dismissed as mythical creatures due to the fact that they are invisible and cannot be seen by the human eye. They tend to live on the sides of volanoes and feed off of joy berries (also invisible). Hands down the most dangerous creature on planet earth, they have no common enemies but every once in a while fast moving lava flows may strike one down. Stories of Kangarators have been passed down from generation to generation and the public is just now becoming more aware of them.
Child: Mom can me and Jimmy go playing on the volcanoe today?
Mom: Absolutely not you'll get your face ripped off by a Kangarator.
Kangarator by MegaFish22 April 6, 2010

phantom kangaroos 

A psychological experience with sudden onset, often precipitated by the sensory deprivation that occurs during extended quarantine.
Those adorable phantom kangaroos are back; I just love to play ball on the back porch with them during this terribly dull shelter in place bullshit.

Kangaroos loose in the top paddock 

he's got kangaroos loose in the top paddock

kangatosser 

A self-important hybrid plonk exhibiting the very characteristics of a kangaroo and a self-fornicating albatross
The limp-wristed kangatosser delivered a speech on Pythagoras' and The Gipper's collective attempts to play volleyball with tigers on the grounds of Leeds Castle off the M20.
kangatosser by Mr Steven Ilchev January 19, 2008

kangarage 

A fit of anger of a kangaroo. May lead to attacks.
I was at the zoo when a kangaroo lunged at me. It was a bad case of kangarage.
kangarage by roo rage October 24, 2004

Kanganaism 

someone who suffers from a high degree of narcissistic delusion!
Kangana Ranaut is suffering from Kanganaism
Kanganaism by Djjazziejaz February 11, 2021