A hybrid animal, equal parts kangaroo and alligator. Frequently dismissed as mythical creatures due to the fact that they are invisible and cannot be seen by the human eye. They tend to live on the sides of volanoes and feed off of joy berries (also invisible). Hands down the most dangerous creature on planet earth, they have no common enemies but every once in a while fast moving lava flows may strike one down. Stories of Kangarators have been passed down from generation to generation and the public is just now becoming more aware of them.

Child: Mom can me and Jimmy go playing on the volcanoe today?
Mom: Absolutely not you'll get your face ripped off by a Kangarator.

Kangarator by MegaFish22 April 6, 2010

phantom kangaroos

A psychological experience with sudden onset, often precipitated by the sensory deprivation that occurs during extended quarantine.

Those adorable phantom kangaroos are back; I just love to play ball on the back porch with them during this terribly dull shelter in place bullshit.

phantom kangaroos by Dr Bunnygirl March 26, 2020

Kangaroos loose in the top paddock

Intellectually inadequate

he's got kangaroos loose in the top paddock

Kangaroos loose in the top paddock by aenema August 16, 2003

kangatosser

A self-important hybrid plonk exhibiting the very characteristics of a kangaroo and a self-fornicating albatross

The limp-wristed kangatosser delivered a speech on Pythagoras' and The Gipper's collective attempts to play volleyball with tigers on the grounds of Leeds Castle off the M20.

kangatosser by Mr Steven Ilchev January 19, 2008

kangarage

A fit of anger of a kangaroo. May lead to attacks.

I was at the zoo when a kangaroo lunged at me. It was a bad case of kangarage.

kangarage by roo rage October 24, 2004

Kanganaism

someone who suffers from a high degree of narcissistic delusion!

Kangana Ranaut is suffering from Kanganaism

Kanganaism by Djjazziejaz February 11, 2021

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026