Kangaed is the past tense of the action verb, the 'reverse kanga' or simply known as the 'kanga'. It is akin to the phrase 'asskum' in 500, meaning 'bad distribution' or 'poor distribution' in hands, sometimes legitimately but often an excuse for a poor bid or overbid. Hence, the phrase, "You have been kangaed!"
1. "FMDABMP Brattislavisthma, you kangaed Abba's bog in topshelf style", uttered Premmy in absolute disbelief after exiting the aforementioned bog.
2. "Hahahaha....you've been kangaed", squealed ecstatically Staying Alive whilst unsure whether or not he is who he says he is.
2. "Hahahaha....you've been kangaed", squealed ecstatically Staying Alive whilst unsure whether or not he is who he says he is.
by t0bee April 21, 2009
To Hop up on the toilet seat and squat like a Kangaroo when taking a dump. Often done out of fear of catching a VD of the toilet seat. Please note the two definitions provided by James Brick and PaddyM are actually incorrect and are discribing a Reverse Kanga, a witty practical joke that will keep your friends amused for hours)
by Danpat December 31, 2005
by Will3265 September 6, 2007
by suicideslushpuppie December 22, 2019
When someone (usually of chinese extraction) stands / squats on the toilet seat itself when they are taking a shit.
by Fishman October 27, 2004
Term used when deficating outdoors in a squatted position into a hole dug for the purpose of burying the evidence.
Where's the shovel and the poo paper? I gottag kanga so bad I'm tortoise-heading after eating those muffins.
by Miejo January 20, 2010
Similar to a "fupa", but much larger. It orginates from "kangaroo." A kangaroo has that pouch in front to carry the joey.
by franzkaf July 30, 2003