Coon

Brand name of an Australian cheese, once owned by an American company Kraft, but due to is racial undertones was sold back to an Australian company (Dairy Famers).

Damn I wish i had not had that whole block of coon, now I'm backed up.

by Danpat January 06, 2007

kanga

To Hop up on the toilet seat and squat like a Kangaroo when taking a dump. Often done out of fear of catching a VD of the toilet seat. Please note the two definitions provided by James Brick and PaddyM are actually incorrect and are discribing a Reverse Kanga, a witty practical joke that will keep your friends amused for hours)

Shit this crapper looks dirty, i better go the kanga.

by Danpat January 01, 2006