Noun: /'kɑl kidɑŋ/
(
Name origin Amharic: ቅኣ-ልእ-ክኢ-ድኣ-ንእ)
Kalkidan T. is like a disease; an addiction you cannot get rid of once encounter her presence. She is a modern
day men’s problem that a 21st century maturity cannot solve. She cast her magical smile on you and next thing you know, you cannot escape her spell. She has irresistible personality that no strong fortress of your
heart can overcome; she is far more destructive than the ‘Fat man & Little
boy’ atomic bombs. She drops in your life when you least expect her and leave you weakened with catastrophic fondness that you no longer disregard to admit. She is as small as a microbe that you never anticipate would be so important but end up taking over your neurobiology & thoughts. She becomes part of your life you enjoy having every
day. She is an obsessive person whom you cannot get enough talking to – her voice is a sweet
melody to your ears. She is that fun sized cupcake creature with a smart ass
brain triggering your sapiosexuality.
Her radiant light skin, her thin red lips, her
dark smoky eyes with hard angled eyebrows, her beautiful finger nails, her thick hair and her natural body scent that sticks to your olfactory nerves of your nasal sensory system…They are all lethal weapons formed against your purity. You just cannot stand them, you
will finally lose and become a simp.
Synonyms: Shawty, 4k beauty, Friendly microbe, Saro
Maria Chocolate
Cake, Amron Shawarma, Moya Choco chip
Examples:
Me: Yo, I think I zinged for the girl I told you about.
Simp Me: Welcome to my
world, you just caught the “Kalkidan T.” disease.
Person: What do you call an
adorable worthy of
attention person?
Me: A Kalkidan T.
