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Kahlani is the type of girl you want to have with you until death she has a good spirit and is very protective over here friends you mess with one with mess with all the us also very GORGEOUS has a great sense in fashion and hopes that one day she will find true love is very hard to get so if you are a FUCKBOY FUCK OUT OF MY FACE but at the end of the day all she wants to do is have fun and live life #YOLO
Girl 1:omg Kahlani is even you want in a friend. Girl 2: I know RIGHT!
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kahlanii 

Kahlanii is thick ,player,cute and has hoes
kahlanii by anonymous August 29, 2021

Dirty Kalarni 

When you go to eat your raspberry pie and your girl pees on you
Man 1: yeah I was going down on my girl and she gave me a dirty Kalarni
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
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