Kahlani is the type of girl you want to have with you until death she has a good spirit and is very protective over here friends you mess with one with mess with all the us also very GORGEOUS has a great sense in fashion and hopes that one day she will find true love is very hard to get so if you are a FUCKBOY FUCK OUT OF MY FACE but at the end of the day all she wants to do is have fun and live life #YOLO
Girl 1:omg Kahlani is even you want in a friend. Girl 2: I know RIGHT!
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.