To walk into a conference room at your employers office or place of work kicking and screaming. Swearing that “if you go down everyone in the room is going with you”. Then walking out making sure to slam the door on your way out.
Honey im going to be late coming home again tonight.... I got Kaderbeked at the office again
Someone who's good looking and charming, but cannot communicate. He acts horribly with people he isn't in love with, he'd rather ignore you for 16 hours than text back. He looks innocent and he probably is, but sometimes they have a dark side to their personality. They don't seem to care about others emotions, as long as they are satisfied.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!