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kabouter 

Ook bekend als 'Roel van Velzen'.

Een kabouter is eng wezentje dat enorm hatelijk is. Het komt meestal voor als een klein mannetje met een witte baard en een rood mutsje. Ze kunnen enorm idioot zijn en stelen vaak je spullen.

Bekende kabouters:

Kabouter Plop
Roel van Velzen
Kabouter Wesley

Kabouter Lui
Wesley Sneijder
Kabouter Kwebbel
Persoon 1: "Wie is dat op de radio?"
Man op de radio: "Baby get higheeeeer!!"
Persoon 2: "Oh, dat is kabouter."

Persoon 1: "Die voetballer is wel erg klein!"
Persoon 2: "Klopt, dat is ook kabouter Wesley."

Persoon 1: "Ik ben mijn portemonnee kwijt!"
Persoon 2: "Misschien is ie gestolen."
Persoon 1: "Ja, maar door wie?!"
Persoon 2: "Door de Roel van Velzentjes."
kabouter by Just Some Nut August 5, 2014

Kabouter Plop Syndrome 

Refers to a disease of some kinda making people look like kabouter plop character body shapes
A common symptom of Kabouter Plop Syndrome is swelling

kabouter kreun 

Kabouter kreun is a very small person and has a small pipi
He daar is kabouter kreun dat is een dom iemand
kabouter kreun by Kabouter Kreun December 13, 2021

kabouter plop 

Kabout plop is the most handsome belgium man in the world, he lives in a padestoel, with his friends and family.
also he will eat you alive
kabouter plop by BroknRobot April 19, 2020

Kabouter Plop 

A wacked-out danish childrens program which first aired in the late 90's.
Farting in a duck is straight up Kabouter Plop.
I gave your mom the ole Kabouter Plop in her butt.
Kabouter Plop by Dexho Dave September 30, 2007

Pauper Kabouter 

The "real" name of Lil'Kleine
Does Pauper Kabouter has been sentenced to jail time, for beating his wife/girlfriend ?
Pauper Kabouter by Sebedeus January 30, 2022
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