ka ka bandit 

someone who defecates in a public place such as a middle school gymnasium for unknown reasons. they tell nobody of their horrendous acts and become known only as ka ka bandits to the authorities. they usually defecate under the cover of darkness so that nobody will catch them in the act. some theorists have come to think that ka ka bandits do this for sexual arousal, others argue they are simply claiming territory so other alpha males will not trespass into their domain.
some go as far as smeering their feces on walls or anything else they can find and they paint pictures and make toy figurines.

Janitor: Fuck! that god damn ka ka bandit was back last night. he gone and shit all over the floor!

ka ka bandit by penispusher April 2, 2008

Bandi(ka) 

Bandi(ka) is the fictional penis of the famous 20th century Hungarian poet Endre Ady¹
It behaves like a cat but it is actually a big furry penis.

It is the best pet ever!

Someone: Hey did you see Bandi(ka) today?
Me: Yes it's in my bed sleeping.
Someone: Ohh cool Im gonna pet him

Bandi(ka) by Pepe2222 May 16, 2020

Bandi(ka) 

Bandi(ka) (also known as Bandi) is the fictional penis of the famous 20th century Hungarian poet Endre Ady¹
It behaves like a cat but it is actually a big furry penis.

It is the best pet ever!

Someone: Hey did you see Bandi(ka) today?
Me: Yes it's in my bed sleeping.
Someone: Ohh cool Im gonna pet him

Bandi(ka) by Pepe2222 May 16, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008