One who frequently subscribes to Afro-Eurasian prostitutes (and therefore carries numerous unpleasant STD's)
by Flash June 5, 2004
A epic gamer and capri sun addict notorious for drinking gamer girl pee and selling it on the black market.
by Poke51Padre March 22, 2019
A term used to define newspapers/other media which are used by their owner to promote their interests instead of using them to perpetuate reality.
The term originated in early independent India, where most of the press was owned by jute industry barons and was used to further their own interests.
Also, the word 'Jute' is pronounced almost like the Hindi word 'Jooth' meaning falsehood or untruth.
The term originated in early independent India, where most of the press was owned by jute industry barons and was used to further their own interests.
Also, the word 'Jute' is pronounced almost like the Hindi word 'Jooth' meaning falsehood or untruth.
Politicians are now using their personal jute press to slander their opponents using sensationalism.
by First Academy February 21, 2011
by StickSkins July 12, 2006
Cute but has a Jewish nose
Not that attractive but once you find out they are Jewish it makes them very cute
Not that attractive but once you find out they are Jewish it makes them very cute
I didn't think she was that cute until I found out she was Jewish and then I thought she was super Jute (Jewt).
by Stop calling me dad July 27, 2017
The person (typically male) who has accumulated a music library on their iPod that all others would dream of, but wastes it by insisting that one must only listen to their crappy On-The-Go playlists, or llisten to it exclusively on shuffle without skipping songs; thus creating the Dentist Music Effect and therefore becoming the guy nobody likes.
Shane: "Have you seen Todd's iPod!?"
Lisa: "No."
Shane: "Oh, well it has every song anyone could possibly ever want, AND he updates it regularly. Too bad he's a jute box zero and never lets me listen to anything but his Simon & Garfunkle playlist and his extensive collection of Louisiana Blue Grass.
Lisa: "What a fucker! I hate Todd!"
Lisa: "No."
Shane: "Oh, well it has every song anyone could possibly ever want, AND he updates it regularly. Too bad he's a jute box zero and never lets me listen to anything but his Simon & Garfunkle playlist and his extensive collection of Louisiana Blue Grass.
Lisa: "What a fucker! I hate Todd!"
by Their pseudonym November 14, 2009
by Coolpoker June 7, 2017