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Stryker Jurczyk
the coolest guy you have ever met, he is so tall and so cool. when random people pass them they know who he is as hes an icon.
it can also be described as a really tall handsome charming guy who is so chill, everyone wants to be his friend
it can also be described as a really tall handsome charming guy who is so chill, everyone wants to be his friend
Random intern: "mr Elon musk, you have somone who need to speak to you"
Elon Musk: "who is it?"
Random Intern: "its stryker jurczyk, sir."
Elon musk: "wait, STRYKER?? dude i love that guy!! send him in!"
Elon Musk: "who is it?"
Random Intern: "its stryker jurczyk, sir."
Elon musk: "wait, STRYKER?? dude i love that guy!! send him in!"
Stryker Jurczyk by TotallyNotStryker December 10, 2025
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jarczyk
a person with poofy hair, usually unecesarily douche. This person tends to hate everyone and everything and they do it with out breaking a solid d minor. (monotone.)
That dude who threw his skate boardm into mine was a complete jarczyk. He had no idea what he was doing, he was probably just think of hair products that will make his follicles grow straight up.
Nutshot
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026
Nerd neck
A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026