junk cleavage Share definition Flag When a dude wears clothes too tight and you can see the outline of his junk. Male version of camel toe. I watched "Dancing with the Stars" and Tony's pants were so tight he had junk cleavage! junk cleavage by Fuzzy Peaches April 30, 2009 0 0 Get merch Get the junk cleavage mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch