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junias

a man who serves the lord with passion

and respects people deserving so.
not the best but good at any sport you can think,
overall a dependable, sometimes cocky, funny, genius.
bro that was really junias of you to give your money to that homeless man.

just cause you beat me at 2K dont mean you have to act so junias.
by is_that_her??? September 9, 2015
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Junia

The Queen. Prominent. Strong willed. Hard headed. Quiet and reserved but will fight with fire when needed.
The Junia in her is coming out.
by Jiana22 December 28, 2020
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junkass

Junkass is a high skilled hero in the video game named Overwatch. He carrys games with his gold damage and never swaps off when they run his counters. Only the best of the best players can master the hero.
switch off junkass your getting countered. No i have gold dmg
by junkassmain January 26, 2018
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east juniata high school

A school where if you are being bullied, it is usually by the teachers.
Also best known for its nickname "hell" and for its ruler Mr. Fausey, who will give you a death glare that only makes you want to laugh.
Why does East Juniata High School suck so much?
by DHaas March 9, 2016
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Juniata High School

A backwards school.With a retarded principal known as Mr.Apple who slapped a child in 2011.And is back somehow and continued working.
Guy 1:Did you see Juniata High School
Guy 2:Yes I heard abot that school.The principla there slapped a kid
by Judas Priest the 2nd February 19, 2012
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JuniusThaddeus

An alternative name of Michaeldsuarez an ex-user on Wikipedia who got banned after his cyber-stalking and obsessive trolling on Encyclopedia Dramatica was discovered.

Michaeldsuarez clearly suffered from many mental issues, we can guess he also had low self esteem in real life (hence his desire to escape into fantasy RPG's which he wrote about so much and the internet of course which he used so much) and an inflated ego was among them but the major issue he had was internet addiction disorder. Michael clearly suffered from a superiority complex too and made it his goal to rise through all Wikias possible.

At some point in his pathetic cyber-life, Michael had some disputes with some other users (one of whom led to Michael being perma IP banned from Wikipedia, a rare occurrence indeed but we'll get to that in a minute) who managed to slip around Wikipedia's policies to troll Michael. Michael did what any typical butthurt Wikipedian would do in response: he ran to Encyclopedia Dramatica and made an entire page dedicated to his nemesis (Fæ) which was later discovered by Wikipedia's admins leading to Michael's perma IP ban from the wiki. This wasn't a first as Michael had done this before against other people he hated.

Michael's obsession of Wikipedia didn't stop however as he kept using his talk page to moan about his ban. This led to one mod just removing this feature so his account couldn't do anything.
Still butthurt at Fae, Michael spent over three years on the Fae's Encyclopedia article, updating it all the way into 2014 whilst in denial that he was mentally ill as he wrote the next wall of text about his nemesis. Michael took Wikias very seriously to the point where he always wanted to get his way and stormed off in a strop to Encyclopedia when he didn't. A hypocrite who condemned trolls on Wikipedia but was a troll off-site, Michael will forever be remembered as an incredible idiot.

Michael's current whereabouts are unknown. He vanished several months ago now from his account JuniusThaddeus on Encyclopedia. It is now believed he's dead or in therapy for his internet addiction. A popular rumour states that he went into the big wide world for the first time in years at night time. During his journey down a dark alleyway, he was ambushed by three big black men who had their cocks almost bursting out of the zippers of their jeans. They proceeded to TP (triple penetrate) Michael in his asshole which not only stretched his anus to a wide circumference but completely ruptured his colon leading to internal bleeding and an inner infection. Michael was left on the ground, unable to move from the ridiculously hard anal pounding he had just received and slowly bled to death through his anus as the men released their final load in him simultaneously roaring with laughter as they did so. Some say that one of the men continued, skull fucking Michael to death.
by blablsk September 20, 2014
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Juniata High School

Ahhh, Juniata High School! The place where no relationship hasn't experienced cheating or them ending up being cousins! You walk in and you just smell the dip and you can smell that redneck BO. They got plenty of depressed teenagers with anxiety! You'll just absolutely LOVE it here! Here they got the most amount of fake friends you'll ever need for the rest of that day, cause guess what? THERE'S MORE THE NEXT DAY! If you think that's bad, just take a look at the school board! From taking money from the banks to a principal that looks as if he'd eat any child he could, welcome to Juniata High School!
Damn, did you hear about Juniata High School?
No I actually didn't cause they took my fucking phone!
by littlebluemidget March 16, 2019
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