jump a bridge

To throw yourself off a bridge and die

The ol' one-way-ticket razzle-dazzle off a bridge

Dave: Dude go jump a bridge.

Josh: That simp needs to jump a bridge.

by ProofYou'reDumb eZ February 21, 2020

jump a bridge

to leave because no one enjoys your presence.

Steve: OHEMGEE HEY GUYS WHAT'S UP?
Stan: holy fuck steve, jump a bridge.

bailey: did you hear dan earlier today?
melissa: holy shit, he need's to jump a bridge.

by unicornrainbowsleprichons997 March 10, 2011

Jump Off A Bridge

Usually telling someone to leave you alone. But, in a more harsh wat

Annoying Kid: Do you wanna kno something? Huhuh????
You: How about you Jump Off a Bridge And Get Back To Me?

by Jim April 15, 2005

Go jump off a bridge

A simple enough term that means “go kill yourself”. It’s first time ever being used in a conversation is when storee was talking to some Whiney slut named Bella.

Bella: hey
Storee: go jump off a bridge

by thesnapchatslangguy September 22, 2022