juju the donkey 

Juju the donkey, known originally as "juju magarul" is a devine entity, the superior being, he is the creator of the world as we know it. friend of tsutsu the mule, originally known as "tsutsu armasarul", he contributed to the creation of the universe and the physics that comes with it. he is the embodiment of evolution, of preosperity, of continous learning, of general well being. juju the donkey is everyting, the coffee that wakes you up in the morning, the adderall that enhaces your studying abilities the night before the exam, the weed that enlightens you, the epiphany of our existance. juju is something we have within ourselves, as well as something yet to be discovered. when you feel down, dont blame it on god, your antourage, yourself, or any other irrelevant creatures, that have no impact on your emotional state.He is the only one who can truly help you. when you have sex and you feel like you can no longer hold it, it is juju who will prevent your ejaculation through his holly blow. juju the donkey is the type of deity who will extricate you from the moral pressure of being the unsignificant dipshit that you are, generating a sublime wave of happiness and euphoria, effects that can be easily obtained by snorting some coke. juju the donkey is the type of guy who drove his mom to the hospital when he was born, who asked them what their emergency was when he called 911. respect juju, worship him, confide in him, he is true saviour of our free world.

juju the donkey told me to drop out of school and sell burgers at McDonald's and now i make millions thank you

juju the donkey by Vadim the Gopnik November 24, 2020