Jug Fuck

The act of decapitating a subject (victim) and then penetrating the exposed oesophagus, the blood is a handy lubricant and the subject is guaranteed to swallow. The origin of the name comes from the severing of the jugular veins within the neck.

1) I'm a creepy snuff film director and I'm going to rape and jug fuck that innocent woman because she refused to have sex with me.

2) Craig, would you jug fuck Keri?

by Cuddlesthesexybeast March 12, 2011

jug fuck

A complete screw up where the right hand doesn't know what the left hand is doing.

So a week ago I called for an appointment for this test. They tell me I have to go down to the office and wait in line. I show up and sign in and wait 30 minutes. When it's finally my turn, they send me to another station. Same thing - sign in, wait 30 minutes, send me to another station. At the last station, they tell me I need to call to make an appointment. It was a complete jug fuck!

by Paul65_ng March 31, 2009

kentucky jug fuck

When a tense or complex situation deteriorates to such an unmanageable level because all the leaders/bosses/participants are trying to do different things, but none of it meshes together. Emphasis for Kentucky due to its backwards hillbilly history.

Group of firefighters attempting to fight a fire but all they save is the foundation because none of them are trained or have a plan or are working together. Standing back watching in disbeleif "My god, what a kentucky jug fuck that is"

by chydog December 3, 2007

Jug Fuckler

The work a dumb ass friend uses when he can not string together words for a coherent insult.

Zach- Hey you JUG FUCKLER!!!

by xVIPERxAP July 15, 2010

jugfucker

someone who sticks their dick between a womans boobs for sexual pleasure. chicks might be jugfuckers too, but that would be weird, and i dont know how it would work.

my, look at that jugfucker, working away at janet's lovely tititas.

by mfkittrell April 27, 2006

Jugfuckle

'To Juckle' refers to when you're doing math homework and you assume you know the answer to the question, so you don't bother doing it. By the you get to the end of your homework, you haven't actually written anything down. It is also an advanced form of procrastination.

"Hey Richard, how's that problem set going?"
"This shit's easy, I'm just jugfuckling."
"You better not jugfuckle the whole thing. We have a test tomorrow!"

by Physics '09 September 28, 2006