Theresa May’s Deal 

A long, tedious and ultimately unsatisfying sexual experience.

‘He made a right Theresa May’s Deal of it. I wish I’d just got a kebab and gone straight home.’

Theresa May’s Deal by Snowie6 March 29, 2019

May Fool's Day 

A day in the Philippines that occurs on May 9 every three years. Every 6 years, the day is preceded by a circus. As of the time of writing, last May Fool's Day was on 2019, and the next will be on 2022. The last circus-preceded event was in 2016, and the next will be on 2022.

Make the most out of May Fool's Day by voting for as much incompetent and corrupt clowns as possible.

May Fool's Day by Idontknowanymorepleasehelp January 26, 2022

It may be shit to you, but it's bread and butter to me 

A typical Plumber to customer remark on viewing a well blocked toilet," It may be shit to you, but it's bread and butter to me"

Embarassed customer- I'm so sorry but the toilets full of floating shit and paper, it makes me want to throw up.

Plumber- Do not worry madam, It may be shit to you, but it's bread and butter to me.

It may be shit to you, but it's bread and butter to me by Cpt Crapper of Dick Scratching May 1, 2012

May Fool’s Day 

April Fools day. But in May. And not the 1st. The 11th. Cause it’s twice as good.

Mark really got us with that May fool’s day joke. Playing fort on stream got me good.

May Fool’s Day by Mayfoolsdayking May 4, 2022

Robinson's May 

A department store providing known brand clothing, fregrance and fucking surveillance cameras.

"Nice going to get caught by undercover security Thien. Dumbass.."

Robinson's May by Idyllistic February 23, 2005

Watch it, Bobby-Joe, Beulah may look calm but she's one mighty fine biter 

She's beautiful, but a bitch.

Watch it, Bobby-Joe, Beulah may look calm but she's one mighty fine biter.

Watch it, Bobby-Joe, Beulah may look calm but she's one mighty fine biter by fahm gurl October 9, 2003

whomst'd've'ly'yaint'nt'ed'ies's'y'es'n't'haps'may 

The ultimate form of whomst've. If you get hit with this, you're fuckin' dead, kiddo.

Greg: @everyone
Fred: Whomst'd've'ly'yaint'nt'ed'ies's'y'es'n't'haps'may pinged!?

whomst'd've'ly'yaint'nt'ed'ies's'y'es'n't'haps'may by A. RANDOMGUY October 14, 2021