joybid

- the act of bidding on auctioned items, especially in Ebay.com, but has no intentions of seriously purchasing the items

- bid of those idiots who do not intend to buy items, but to mess and make fun of the whole auction process of the seller

Every item I'm selling is free for nationwide delivery. Please do not joybid on my items. I have no tolerance for useless morons.

by zumav November 22, 2007

Joebidenphobia

The extreme and irrational fear of people named Joe Biden.

Tim: It's not like I hate him. I just have the irrational fear of people named Joe Biden.
Gus: Joebidenphobia?
Tim: Yeah...

by NIQQA TWERK February 24, 2021

joyriding

1 stealing a car and then accelerating the bejaysus out of it down a quiet suburban street at three in the morning.
usually found the next morning as a burnt out shell in the corner of a field.
2 a common practice among skangers after downing several cans of 'dutch gold' or 'linden village'.

'stooorrreeeee. wanna go joyriding down tallaght,bud? '

by raaassspyyy September 3, 2006

Joebidenology

The study of Joe Biden and how he acts. This study was invented in November 2020, and has been used to figure out why Joe Biden shakes his hand with a ghost. This study has also been used to see how Joe Biden's hearing effects how he walks. For example, a Joebidenologist will look on the video of him falling down stairs and also him falling off a bike, and determine why he falls so much. Currently, people are trying to figure out why he sniffs kids.

Bob: Yeah I have a major in Joebidenology.
Bill: What the fuck did you just say?

by VaticanCityPopeOfficial August 26, 2022

Joyrider

Some-one who steals cars then thrashes them about the neighbourhood then burns them

Did you see the joyriders last night driving around the neighbourhood like maniacs they could of killed some-one

by Harry69 June 29, 2009

Mexican Joyride

It's when you go to Toys 'R' Us, buy a fake kid steering wheel, get a hot latino women and make her fuck you while she is steering it on your chest.

Mike: Hey Zach did you go to toys 'R' us last nite and get the "Toy"?

Zach: Yeah, she gave me a mexican JOYRIDE all nite!!

by Joe Gimm August 21, 2009

Jam Rag Joyrider

A person who does not mind, or infact prefers sexual intercourse with a woman who is currently using a 'jam rag' (sanitary towel).

The jam rag may be moved to the side during the act, or a male with a specific fetish might simply abraise their member against the padded liner for one-sided pleasure.

It is un-usual for the female to be aroused during this manoeuvre but not un-heard of.

Johny: Emma's experiencing her time of the month.
Jimmy: Then why are you smiling?
Johny: Because I'm gonna rub my knob against her jam rag tonight!
Jimmy: OMG You're such a Jam Rag Joyrider mate... Jog on!

by MrRudewords June 7, 2011