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joseph morgan 

The most perfect human being with the most perfect face and British accent you can imagine. Makes people fall in love with his bad side because he is an awesome actor. His followers call themselves JoMoholics and refuse to pair him with anyone but Candice Accola. Follow him on Twitter because he's worth it @JosephMorgan
'Who is that man that play Niklaus Mikaelson on The Originals?'

'Oh, that's Joseph Morgan'
joseph morgan by Maya_Morgasm December 31, 2013
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joseph morgan 

if Joseph Morgan was here right now I would fuck him so fuckin hard that he would never forget that it happened
oh my god it's joseph morgan I better get a condom and take my clothe off ASAP
joseph morgan by yesss daddyyyy January 3, 2022

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joseph morgan by hxpesjosie April 24, 2021

Joseph Morgan 

A big Fish in a tiny pond. will drink all of the soda and eat your small children
Joseph Morgan by jason 6247 July 31, 2023

Joseph Morgan Berthels 

Haha my name go brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
Joseph Morgan Berthels go brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

Joseph Morgan Berthels 

Someone who decides its a good idea to put their name on urban dictionary
Joseph Morgan Berthels : I'm going to put my name on Urban Dictionary
Everyone : Nooo bad idea
Joseph Morgan Berthels : Haha urban dictionary go brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

Daddy Joseph Morgan

Daddy Joseph Morgan is the most perfect human in the entire world. He has an 12 inch big dick and is super romantic. He has the perfect british accent and has the most beautiful smile.
‘’ Who is that guy with the 12 inch big dick?’’

“ Oh, thats just Daddy Joseph Morgan”
Daddy Joseph Morgan by amywashertehe February 16, 2021
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Pee Calculus

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