jokey tokey
When you take a small hit of fentanyl via pure powder and/or a blue. Then without exhaling you proceed to administer an equally proportioned hit of methamphetamine via the use of a bong
jokey tokey by Sam sach June 12, 2023
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two toke joke
The person that bugs the crap out of you to get high, and bitches out after the second hit because their throat hurts from hacking a lung up during the first one.
Other excuses include:
-being "wayyy to hiigh already maaan!"
-not liking the taste of weed
-not feeling 'into it' anymore
They then proceed to tell other people about how much of a champ they are.
Other excuses include:
-being "wayyy to hiigh already maaan!"
-not liking the taste of weed
-not feeling 'into it' anymore
They then proceed to tell other people about how much of a champ they are.
Me: Yo man i just blazed with that really cute girl that always says she wants to get high with me
You: That really hot one that's supposedly a huge pothead?
Me: Yeah!
You:DUDE! How was it!?! You guys musta blazed for hours!
Me: I wish man.... she bailed after two hits. She said she was wayy too high and had to go home. :(
You: Really? Man, you mean that girl's just a two toke joke?
Me: Straight up.
You: That really hot one that's supposedly a huge pothead?
Me: Yeah!
You:DUDE! How was it!?! You guys musta blazed for hours!
Me: I wish man.... she bailed after two hits. She said she was wayy too high and had to go home. :(
You: Really? Man, you mean that girl's just a two toke joke?
Me: Straight up.
two toke joke by A.J. Eitel February 8, 2009
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jokey tokey • One Toke Joke • two toke joke • jokey • Jokey Joke • jokey smurf • cock jokey • Basement jokey • elbow jokey • Gin Jokey
One Toke Joke
An OTJ Is a friend that gets super high off one bowl of marijuana and becomes the biggest cheese in all existence.
Person 1: Duude I'm so high right now
Person 2: You've only smoked one bowl? I'm packing you another?
Person 1: Noo man I'm wayy to baked already
Person 2: Fucking one toke joke
Person 2: You've only smoked one bowl? I'm packing you another?
Person 1: Noo man I'm wayy to baked already
Person 2: Fucking one toke joke
One Toke Joke by atown5641 December 11, 2014
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