John Wicked 

When you or somebody else gets stabbed with a pencil.

"Objection, the victim wasn't stabbed he was John Wicked!"

John Wicked by ☜(ﾟヮﾟ☜) (☞ﾟヮﾟ)☞ July 13, 2021

John Wicked 

Verb. Killed by a perfect stab wound

Paramedic 1: We had a guy die from one stab wound to the heart tonight!
Paramedic 2: Damn, he got John Wicked!

John Wicked by HRTMNDR January 10, 2022

John Wicked 

A perfect kill

Paramedic 1: We had a guy die from a stab wound to the heart tonight!
Paramedic 2: Damn, he got John Wicked!

John Wicked by HRTMNDR January 10, 2022

John Wicked 

Short for "beating someone ruthlessly for animal cruelty"

G: Hey Bob, you know what happedned to Jacksons roommate? He looks like he got hit by a car

Bob: Yeah, he came last night drunk to thier appartment and kicked Jacksons 6 months old kitty so he John Wicked his ass
G: Well deserved

John Wicked by Krusanter May 6, 2022

John Wicked 

When your friend sends a video of him jumping on a camera with no clothes on, exposing his bare ass and shaft of his cock

“God Dammit! My friend John Wicked me on my snapchat last night!”

John Wicked by toribiorillo February 10, 2023

John Wicked 

To cut somebody out of your life, as in ‘excommunicado’ in the John Wick movie series.

You cut that guy you were dating off, John Wicked him.

John Wicked by anonymous August 5, 2024

John Wicked 

When a candle moves instantly to your stop loss, instantly killing your play.

"Bro I just got John Wicked out of my position!"

John Wicked by TheOfficialDoc October 9, 2025