john smith

An English name... contains two clichés.

guy #1: I'm John Smith.
guy #2: Can't your mom think of a better name than that?

by -\_/- September 10, 2005

John Smith

The name of a person with unimaginative parents.

Whats your name? John Smith
Another one ?!?!?

by Pumpk1ng February 20, 2017

John Smith

Dr Who's pseudonym when he is introducing himself to one he does not want to confide his real identity to.

Random: Who are you
The Dr: uhh...John Smith

by some random stalker August 23, 2010

John Smith

pseudonym most used to "shake" the FBI

FBI Agent: Sir, are you Crackhead Pete?
Crackhead Pete: Uh... no... my name is uh... John Smith.
FBI Agent: Sir, your black.
Crackhead Pete: WHAT'S THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN, YOU RACIST PRICK!?!?!

by John Smith March 19, 2005

John Smith

Microsoft's example name when customising m$ software.

Name:
eg. John Smith

by John Cactus August 15, 2005

John Smith

The name given to the top requested male whore in prison.

For two packs of smokes you can get John Smith.

by Rob Aldridge February 26, 2007

John Smith

the best minecraft lets player and has earned 12 subscribers on youtube

OMG ITS THE BEST MINECRAFT LETS PLAYER IT MUST BE JOHN SMITH

by himynameisconnor February 28, 2017