john macken

An absolutely amazing guy. Clever, handsome, strong and all in all a great guy. He is an amazing sportsman, especially in football and quite outspoken. He rarely opens up and he often would show his love for you. He doesn't care what others think about him; he just gets on with life. He is a good public speaker and rarely gets nervous.

Negatives:
He's just too handsome.

Hello john macken

john macken by 123JMAN123 November 25, 2013

John Mackey 

The god of modern music composition.

Let's pray John Mackey to write a new composition.

John Mackey by JaZzAdRiieN April 5, 2009

john macenroe

The act of stuffing a tennis ball in a wool tube sock up your ass and pulling it out quickly.

I gave your sister the john macenroe last night.

john macenroe by Mackerel Flap Smacker August 3, 2007

john mackenroe 

Best used when you are upset with your partner. You are doing your girl missionary, you pull out and lean back in a full service stance. With a loud grunt of effort overhand spike your load into her face. Then with John energy yell at her "you're a disgrace!" Then storn out of the room mumbling to yourself "40 love".

I was mad at my girlfriend last night. Totally subjected her to a John mackenroe. Made me feel much better.

john mackenroe by DaveKendrick December 24, 2023

John macena

John Macena: the comic relief, a loyal friend, a ver exaggerated individual, sensitive, but don’t get on his bad side he will hold a grudge against you till the day he dies. Not very well hung but makes up for it with everything else.

I love John Macena but just wish he was deeper

John macena by MLMFU September 10, 2022