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john homer
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You cannot speak
engrish
.
You do
brack magic and are
too good
at it... wut du hell?
da herro i am
the person
john homer i
can do
brack magic and i drink
brackish
da water
by
iamdabrackmagicmaster
August 9, 2016
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John Homer
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To
masturbate
in front of
someone
while they cut your
toenails
Man,
you're not
going to
believe it
, I pulled a
fuckin
John Homer on her!
by
Digidark
May 30, 2018
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