Joe Walker

Joe Walker is an actor most famous for his role as Voldemort in "A Very Potter Musical." Fangirls everywhere love him for his sexy voice and possibly sexier body. He's bringing Voldemort back.

Friend1: "I hate Voldemort so much!"
Friend2: "That's because you haven't seen Joe Walker's Voldemort. Come on, I'll show you!"

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Friend1: *drools*

by Music -Misfit- July 7, 2010

Joe Walker

Possibly the most attractive and talented man in the world. A member of the theatre group Starkid productions. And an amazing talented and creative actor, singer, and writer. Has preformed in all of the Starkid musicals and a mountain dew commercial. He is also Jewish. A simply amazing individual who is loved by fangirls everywhere.

Hey, did you see Joe Walker in AVPS?

Yeah, as Umbridge?

Yup, the only man that, i must say, that looks incredibly manly and handsome in a dress.

by Seinfeld/Starkid #1 Fangirl March 15, 2013

joe walker

actor who works with team starkid. he’s played voldemort, dick, dolores umbridge, commander up, batman, tom riddle, achmed (yes i remember him), tarkin, ducker, and the deadliest man alive. he also looks really fucking good in short shorts

starkid fan: hey did you see a very potter musical? voldemort was the best character

normal person: no- who played voldemort
starkid fan: WHO PLAYED VOLDEMORT??? OUR EGGHEAD WIZARD JOE WALKER
normal person: wh- ok

by craphole dikrats May 15, 2020

Joe Walker Middle School

Joe Walker Middle School is where guys think they’re part of gangs and girls wear ten pounds of lip gloss. some teachers are pretty okay. others—not so much. everyone is disrespectful as hell and you never get anything done in class. teachers will hate u probably. some weird people. literal trash

Oh you hate your life? You must go to Joe Walker Middle School.

by spencerreidspurplescarf April 18, 2021