actor who works with team starkid. he’s played voldemort, dick, dolores umbridge, commander up, batman, tom riddle, achmed (yes i remember him), tarkin, ducker, and the deadliest man alive. he also looks really fucking good in short shorts
starkid fan: hey did you see a very potter musical? voldemort was the best character
normal person: no- who played voldemort
starkid fan: WHO PLAYED VOLDEMORT??? OUR EGGHEAD WIZARD JOE WALKER
normal person: wh- ok
47 year old broadway actor, self proclaimed egg, top tier singer❗️❗️❗️
*2017*
me: yo did you see christian borle?
friend: no? why?
me: well he shaved his egg and now he looks like an egg
friend: oh wow he went from looking like the flushed away rat to humpty dumpty
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