3 definitions by craphole dikrats

47 year old broadway actor, self proclaimed egg, top tier singer❗️❗️❗️
*2017*
me: yo did you see christian borle?
friend: no? why?
me: well he shaved his egg and now he looks like an egg
friend: oh wow he went from looking like the flushed away rat to humpty dumpty
by craphole dikrats April 3, 2021
a podcast hosted by jeff blim and jon matteson. rim tim timmy being jeff blim’s alter ego. rim tim also bullies and embarrasses jon a lot.
hey did you see the newest episode of rim tim timmy’s fun time hour? rim tim was fucking feral.
by craphole dikrats May 14, 2020
actor who works with team starkid. he’s played voldemort, dick, dolores umbridge, commander up, batman, tom riddle, achmed (yes i remember him), tarkin, ducker, and the deadliest man alive. he also looks really fucking good in short shorts
starkid fan: hey did you see a very potter musical? voldemort was the best character

normal person: no- who played voldemort
starkid fan: WHO PLAYED VOLDEMORT??? OUR EGGHEAD WIZARD JOE WALKER
normal person: wh- ok
by craphole dikrats May 15, 2020