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Joe Moment 

Noun
Verb
Statement
Situation

A point at which mental function reaches its apex minimal levels causing a negative surge in brain synapses leading to the most simple and straightforward tasks becoming difficult and near impossible
"Did you see the guy mopping with the wooden end of the mop? "
"I know bro, what a Joe moment."
Joe Moment by Fabius Bile January 26, 2021
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Joe moment 

The act of sharing something that everyone already knows and presenting it like it is a new thing.
Joe posted Freezing Moon by Mayhem and pinged black hence the expression: Joe moment

Joe Moment 

When someone is on a superior plane of existence and knows all there is to know about every topic imaginable.
Chase: Did you hear about what we're doing in PreCalc?
Joe: Bro! It's so ez! You're so dummy!
Chase: Okay, Joe Moment.
Joe Moment by Snow Owo April 4, 2020

Joe moment 

Getting minimal damage in a video game
Oh man I had a Joe moment again...
Joe moment by anonymous October 30, 2020

Joe Brogan moment 

When a conversation is rendered incomprehensible because of idiosyncrasy.
Neil deGrasse Tyson is talking about the danger of kids, but Joe brogan interrupts him thus rendering the conversation inaudible is called a Joe Brogan moment.

Joe Biden Moment 

1.) A moment in which you start a sentence and don’t know where it ends so you just ramble on and on until you make something that resembles something sensible.

2.) When all sense is lost for a moment and you forget what you were doing.
Teacher: Did you bring your homework?
Student: Sorry, I had a Joe Biden Moment and forgot it at home

“Have you ever had a dream that, that, um, that you had, uh, that you had to, you could, you do, you wit, you wa, you could do so, you do you could, you want, you wanted him to do you so much you could do anything?”

“ Sometimes I'll start a sentence, and I don't even know where it's going. I just hope I find it along the way. Like an improv conversation. An improversation.” - Michael Scott
Joe Biden Moment by AllHailBigBoi October 7, 2020

Joe Biden Moment 

1.) A moment in which you start a sentence and don’t know where it ends so you just ramble on and on until you make something that resembles something sensible.

2.) When all sense is lost for a moment and you forget what you were doing.
Teacher: Did you bring your homework?
Student: Sorry, I had a Joe Biden Moment and forgot it at home

“Have you ever had a dream that, that, um, that you had, uh, that you had to, you could, you do, you wit, you wa, you could do so, you do you could, you want, you wanted him to do you so much you could do anything?”

“ Sometimes I'll start a sentence, and I don't even know where it's going. I just hope I find it along the way. Like an improv conversation. An improversation.” - Michael Scott
Joe Biden Moment by AllHailBigBoi October 7, 2020
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