A striking young
man, the pinnacle of youth. His massive dick dominates the cosmos, and his sharp jaw
line is like the holy scabbard used to
pierce Jesus; angular and defined.
The mere utterance of his
name strikes fear into the hearts of many. Weak minded individuals bow down even with the mere glance of this illuminating spirit. Men hide away their wives so that this awe-inducing pinnacle of mankind would not
render their wives unconscious. He is the enemy of men all around the world.
With a smile that lights up the darkest of rooms, women feel enchanted and the sensation of his touch becomes implanted into their christened minds; reminiscing upon this moment for the many years and generations to come.
"oh my god, Joe Hill was just around the
corner" - girl 1
"
omg u've only just realized, i felt the
gravity of his dick when we got off the bus 10 minutes ago." - girl 2