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the act of being a sexy sex face. the state of ultimate coolness.
james bond is soo joe g.
joe g by not alex? June 10, 2006
THE BEST TEACHER YOU WILL EVER ENCOUNTER, HE HAS A BALD SPOT AND IS PERFECT IN EVERY WAY. STUDENST MAY CONSIDER HIM AS THEIR BSF BC HE IS SO FRIENDLY. HE HAS LITTLE CARE FOR ANYTHING YOU HAVE TO SAY AND THAT MY FRINEDS IN JOE G
P1 - whos that?
P2 - fucking joe g

P3 - what a stunner
Joe G by saggydaddy September 4, 2020
A sloth lookin faggot with a micro penis and middle part who knows this isn’t over yet
“This isn’t over yet 👀”- Joe G
Joe G by Ibrogs69 April 14, 2023
A very large foreheaded extraterrestrial being who travels back and forth between the mother ship and planet earth. Joe is a big money baller but he spends his money on nonsence garbage, and likes the you know what in his you know where.
Susie was watching the movie aliens and she said to bob, oh my gosh joe(g) are so scary.
Joe(G) by SJm27 December 2, 2011

G.I. joe or G.I.jane

term used in reference to a person that won't stop talking behind peoples back. G.I. stands for game interupter.
look, there goes G.I.Joe again! he's on a misson to hate.

g.i. joe kung foo grip 

a special grip used by women in long beach california to give a hand job
dude, this chick saw suckin my dick then she used the g.i. joe kung foo grip and i came on her face.
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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