jock ride

A slow ass econobox such as a Civic DX that has tons of gaudy shit such as "sik" body kits, "tyt" spoiler that is three feet high, and a bright-as-fuck powder blue paint job. Or a slow, small SUV such as a RAV4 that has 24's, fog lights, and a fancy looking grille. A rice burner.

jock: YO NIGGAS LOOK AT MAH PHAT WHIP

Me: You're not a "nigga".

jock ride by DJ-BILLZ May 17, 2005

Jock Rider

Someone who is all up on your jock, aka riding your tip, aka hating on you all the time at any given instance.

Ex 1. Man, this Josh kid won't hop off my jock, he's a huge jock rider.

Ex 2. Jeez dude, I can't get these jock riders off me, hatin' every chance they get!

Jock Rider by chuck poundercunte March 25, 2009

jockriden 

a jockrider is a person who is always following someone around and on that person's jock.

Nick be jockriden Quan.

jockriden by cheisblack September 11, 2007