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jock off 

Somthing big or real in an extreme
proper jock off chocolate bar
jock off by MiniMe91 November 8, 2007
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jock off 

Male athletic aficionado who masturbates.

The act of masturbation by a male athletic aficionado.

Any male who masturbates while observing other males in the locker room.
Paul sure is a jock off. Yeah, I know. He jocked off again in the locker room this afternoon.
jock off by Jersey Avery April 20, 2008

get off my jock 

leave me alone
dont speak to me
wow really?
honestly why dont u stfu
teacher: remy why dont you get off the computer
remy: why dont u get off my jock
get off my jock by St. Remy Martin December 16, 2008

get off my jock 

An expression that means "Excuse me, you are involved in matters that concern me, not you, so I would appreciate it if you would give me some space and let me do my thing." Basically when someone says get off my jock they want you to back the hell up and leave them alone because you are being nosey and getting involved in shit that has nothing to do with you. Get off my jock can also be used to ask someone to remove themselves from your penis (jock = penis). If someone is feeling on your dick without your permission, the proper phrase to use would be get off my jock. Another time where the phrase get off my jock would be appropriate is if someone is arguing with you and you prove them wrong you can yell "GET OFF MY JOCK!!!!" to be like "Yeah dumbass you were wrong I was right!!!"
Brendan: Who ya texting?!
Christian: My friend from Oklahoma...
Brendan: Oh cool... What's his name?
Christian: HER name is Chelsea...
Brendan: Oh cool is she hot? Where does she go to school? How did you meet her?
Christian: Brendan, get off my jock... It's none of your damn business
get off my jock by christuhferGTL August 17, 2010

Get off my jock strap 

Get out of my face or drop it. Just leave me alone stop nagging me!!!
Person 23: i can not tell u enough but you really need to get off my stinkin couch and go get a job before i get back from school today or else.
Person 28: ahhh... I will dude i just need to recover from being sick get off my jock strap!
Get off my jock strap by Al nordin August 31, 2011

Step Off My Jock

Get out of my face
i told the possie to step off my jock
Step Off My Jock by the tyger July 20, 2009

hop off my jock

he y jake hey jake hey jake,,,

dude hop off my jock
hop off my jock by I_was_ryt=] December 19, 2008
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B)
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A)
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