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When someone pukes and farts and the same time
Wow, that guy just Jochemed everywhere!!! Something that accompanies heavy drinking/parties.
Jochem by y2kavengeres July 19, 2010
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jochelle 

Crazy, highly energetic, and normally a good friend.
Person A: Man who is that crazy girl?

Person B: Oh, that’s Jochelle!
jochelle by RagingFireType April 12, 2021

Jochebed 

An beautiful kind girl who will stick up for the people she cares about. A Jochebed may be mean at times but remember that she's not always as tough as she acts. Jochebeds tend to do whatever is best for them so be kind to them and they will take care of you.
Look at that Jochebed.
Jochebed by ChocoChips October 12, 2010
This nigga is the coolest white dude I've ever known.
He fits in the hood just about right.
My nigga Jochen
"Yo Drizzy who is this guy Jochen?"
"He is my white nigga dawg"
"He straight"
Jochen by lonny420blazeit February 20, 2019

Jochamism 

A very laid-back teaching philosophy centered around understanding large concepts by the time a test appears. Often incorporating cartoons and powerpoints with strange pictures (see also: lolcats), this coffee-fueled teaching style usually varies from a standard classroom procedure.

Any Jochamist teacher will most likely emit odd noises, loud interjections, various poses, and offer blunt criticism to students.
"What is your new teacher like?"
"Oh, he's a total Jochamist. We walked into his room and immediately smelled coffee, and then we watched bugs bunny the rest of the period."

"My teacher must believe in Jochamism. We just saw a powerpoint on how to 'Not do so bad in class' and were told 'If being you doesn't work, be someone else.'"
Jochamism by HSstudent April 10, 2012
Jochen comes from the hebrew word Jojakim or Jojachin meaning "raisede by Jahwe". It signifies that this person is loyal, honest, brave and good. In fact, Jojakim was the ancient king of Juda and the father of Jojachin. In the German speaking area this name became very popular during the 16th and 17th century. In Dutch slang Jochen is a knick-name for a small boy at elementary school. Many Jochens became very rich. There is a coin named after Jochen, the so called Joachimsthaler.
You date a Jochen, you don´t need to work anymore.
Jochen rules!
Jochen by Freezer1 February 7, 2010
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Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
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piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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