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to be joaned or joan'd is when someone owns or burns you
with a witty comment ('burned' like joan of arc)
jerry: so's your mum jack
phil: oooh burn
sarah: jack you got joaned!
joaned by hello-jess January 24, 2011

dick-jolted 

feeling shocked or dazed after being confessed to from someone who did not reciprocate the feelings of attraction at first
Main man got dick-jolted after she told him her rejection of him was a mistake and that she would like start things over.
dick-jolted by Roronoakozo March 23, 2019
"Dude my little sister is totally Jonated...it's annoying asf
Jonated by absolutely no one October 13, 2012
The act of being ridiculously exhausted after participating in intense sexual activities. Usually after long, long nights.
Dude, im SO josted after last night with that guy!
josted by smartwater September 30, 2009
I was in joater when my mom opened the bathroom door.
joater by Russell Trombone April 27, 2006
To be screwed over, ripped off and generally treated like dirt. Applies especially to games developers when dealing with publishers or hosted. End result of being "Jolted" is usually a loss of promised or morally or contractually obliged revenue.
We were working on this game with Jolt but they JOLTED all the players and never paid for the IP they used.
Jolted by Jolted May 23, 2009