Jizz Canon 

The word Jizz is used to refer to ones sexy spray which is emmited from the end of ones falice (the cum shot shooting out your dong). The word canon here refers to ones falice, penis, nob, dick, cock, dong, pencil, pink flute, weapon of mass destruction (in some cases destraction) and so on, let us not be distracted by theses many words used to refer to ones meat as it where. Henceforth Jizz Canon is a term used to describe the frightfully large male genetalia, of which i myself own, this object is so large that when it emmits its Jizz it fires it with such high pressure through the japs eye, much like a supersoker, that the jizz may actually cause damage to a person or object, the act is viewed as something of a display of male dominance and is also refered to as a sexy explosion.

"Reauri did you hear with your ears how during my sanhurst days i was fast tracked to the rank of brigadier for my impressively immense genitalia, i was then sent to the disagreement in Iraq and my penis was actually used as a canon to blast Iraqi insurgents out of there hiding places, it was called a supersoaker, i tell you i do that this here bell caused the death of Osama Bin Ladin, i stuck him down and your Sergent Wayne King over there dribbled on him apparently it was like napalm"
"Tremendous Sir i have highest gratitude and respect for you and your third leg, i hearby announce that you posses a Jizz Canon"

Jizz Canon by Muhammed Legend July 27, 2007

jizz canon 

a jizz canon is basically a guys dick.
if a guy has a jizz canon he can cum really far!!

(1)- man, that bitch sucked my jizz canon for like a whole hour last night

(2)-oh yeah, that guy last night totally had a jizz canon. He cummed like 10 meters.

jizz canon by Philip O'Ballsack April 3, 2010

Jizz canon 

When you nut in her butt and she farts it back out

Omg Addy just shot a jizz canon across the room

Jizz canon by Barry my cockinher June 18, 2022

jizzcannon 

1. A really big penis with the owner having the associated ability to blast huge loads upon reaching climax.
2. One of the best pimps ever to play the online game "Idlepimps"

"So did you lay some pipe last night?"
"Yeah, I threw her the jizzcannon and she started screaming like that Kim Catrall in Porky's"

jizzcannon by Jizzcannon January 26, 2009

jizzcano 

An eruption of semen so virulent in nature, that its properties upon ejaculation or more akin to a volcanic eruiption than protein secretion. Causes agonizing pain, followed by extreme sense of relief, and is often accompanied by testicular pain very similar to blue balls.

I had not had sex in 6 months, so when I ejaculated in her mouth, she ended up choking on my jizzcano.

jizzcano by theflyingdutchmen August 14, 2010