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jizz blizz 

After a long and engaging amount of sex with a condom, the male removes the condom from his penis and takes the cum filled weapon and slaps the female in the face with it, thus spreading the cum all over.
"Upon looking in the mirror, the red marks and white streaks were reminiscent of the night befores devasting jizz blizz"
jizz blizz by Chip April 15, 2005
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jizz blizz 

When a man pulls out and ejaculates all over the female in small dots on her body to make it appear like she is covered in snow, presumably from being stuck outside in a blizzard.
She wouldn't swallow, so I gave her a jizz blizz as payback. Let it snow, bitches!
jizz blizz by thesexmasterxoxo December 1, 2011

jizz blizzard 

this is the grand finale. when you're about to ejaculate, shoot your cum or baby gravy into the back of a floor fan with your girl standing right in front. watch as the jizz blizzard that follows covers her whole body and makes her a sticky mess. dry cleaning may be necessary.
"My girl fell to the ground and tried to make a snow angel in the jizz blizzard that fell upon her..."
jizz blizzard by KevinCA$H August 3, 2006

jizzblizzard 

a tasty ice cream treat made from male ejaculation cunt hair and ice cream.
Pualhah enjoys a good jizzblizzard after hes had a hard day of prostitution with kerry.
jizzblizzard by balls May 27, 2003
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026