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jizz blizz

After a long and engaging amount of sex with a condom, the male removes the condom from his penis and takes the cum filled weapon and slaps the female in the face with it, thus spreading the cum all over.
"Upon looking in the mirror, the red marks and white streaks were reminiscent of the night befores devasting jizz blizz"
by Chip April 15, 2005
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jizz blizz

When a man pulls out and ejaculates all over the female in small dots on her body to make it appear like she is covered in snow, presumably from being stuck outside in a blizzard.
She wouldn't swallow, so I gave her a jizz blizz as payback. Let it snow, bitches!
by thesexmasterxoxo December 1, 2011
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jizz blizzard

this is the grand finale. when you're about to ejaculate, shoot your cum or baby gravy into the back of a floor fan with your girl standing right in front. watch as the jizz blizzard that follows covers her whole body and makes her a sticky mess. dry cleaning may be necessary.
"My girl fell to the ground and tried to make a snow angel in the jizz blizzard that fell upon her..."
by KevinCA$H August 3, 2006
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jizzblizzard

a tasty ice cream treat made from male ejaculation cunt hair and ice cream.
Pualhah enjoys a good jizzblizzard after hes had a hard day of prostitution with kerry.
by balls May 27, 2003
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