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Jizz Ball 

When the coach comes up to the mound to talk to the infield and everyone circle jerks on the baseball until wet. This works effectively on the next pitch the pitcher throws.
Matt, freddy, rob, and luke sucked in the infield. So they huddled up and threw the JIZZ BALL to the next hitter.
Jizz Ball by Matt and Freddy April 8, 2008

jizz ball 

pretty much the dirtiest pitch in the history of baseball. to throw it, you must first rub some jizz (cum, semen) on the baseball. Once you have to amount you feel is right, you then go into your windup and throw that ball with i sort of cuveball like motion. If thrown correctly and with the right amount of jizz, there should be about an 18-20 foot break on the ball and the batter will be absolutely devastated, straight up poned.
Wow that guy just threw the nastiest jizz ball i've ever seen, it must have dropped 20 feet. O my god i just got poned like john jackey does every night.
jizz ball by Jordannn October 24, 2007

Jizz Ball 

Our lad Glen
Drew: Any one seen our lad Glen?
Lan: You mean Jizz Ball?
Jizz Ball by Jizz Ball April 17, 2019

Jizz Ball 

A ball of jizz. It is also known as a wordcum ball or a wordsemen ball.
Homosexuals like to put them in their drinks and mouths, and so do chicks, but not lesbians. Lesbians would much rather lick a hairy cunt, just like I would, except, without the hair. God damn lesbians.
Dude, you got a jizz ball in my hair!
Jizz Ball by Big and Sexy Pete July 30, 2003

Jizz-Balloon 

Like a water balloon, but instead of a balloon filled with water, it's filled with semen, possibly inside a condom instead of a balloon.
Bro! Me and my girlfriend after sex last night had a Jizz-Balloon fight! It was nuts!
Jizz-Balloon by Jusquisha May 30, 2016

Jizz Balloons 

A special glass condom used when having hardcore homosexual anal intercourse with a goldfish. Usually used with gallons of anal lube. Also known as a Daughtrey.
Hey hand me a jizz balloon, just got a new goldfish and I'm feeling lucky!

Can you spare me a Daughtrey, I left my jizz balloons at home, and I won't get that damn goldfish pregnant again!
Jizz Balloons by ~Pimp Ninja~ October 19, 2010