Jislord 

"Jislord" or "Jizzlord" is slang for a particularly enthusiastic onanist, usually someone who spends most of his time perusing questionable 'entertainment' videos whilst locked in his bedroom in his parents' house.

He was well-recognised as the Jislord of the school, the matron and the dinner-lady being the main focus of his attentions.

Jislord by Philosopher to the fuckwits May 12, 2024

jislord 

"Jislord" or "Jizzlord" is slang for a particularly enthusiastic onanist, usually someone who spends most of his time perusing questionable 'entertainment' videos whilst locked in his bedroom in his parents' house.

"He was the Jislord of the school. The matron and the dinner-lady were among his favourite wank fantasies."

jislord by Philosopher to the fuckwits May 12, 2024

Jislord 

A cat that produces copious amounts of jizz

That Jislord cat be jizzing all over my toilet brush!

Jislord by Gorgonga May 20, 2024