Jimmy Carr

A hilarious English Comedian known for his dry, dark, sarcastic and deadpan humour. He is one of the funniest people to ever live and he hosts "The Big Fat Quiz of the Year" as well as making numerous appearances on Comedy Central's "Just For Laughs".

Jimmy's girlfriend: "Jimmy, we've come to the crossroads in life where we have to decide whether to take the next step in our relationship, which would mean moving in together, or whether to break it off because frankly, I'm getting bored."

Jimmy Carr: "That's not crossroads, that's a T-junction"

-----------------------------------------

Jimmy Carr: "I had the sexual history conversation with my girlfriend yesterday, where I had to list every girl I'd ever been with. From the girl I lost my virginity to, up to her. And that, ladies and gentlemen, is where I should have stopped.

------------------------------------------

Jimmy Carr: "It really annoys me when people say they hear voices in their heads, as opposed to where exactly. Hearing voices in your legs! That's proper mental!

Jimmy Carr by TEMP89LFFR March 16, 2009

Jimmy Carr

Jimmy Carr is an english comedian well known for his dry, sataristical humor, or anti-humor. He is also the host for the popular game show on comedy central, "Distraction", and the British TV show "Your Face or Mine". In 2003, he was listed in The Observer as one of the 50 funniest acts in British comedy.

Jimmy Carr has an unique style of humor

Jimmy Carr by J+K=<3 June 29, 2006

jimmy carr

Tosser that seems to present 72% of Channel 4's output, especially their 100 Greatest lists, but is about as funny as a case of cholera. He must have a damn good agent, though.

"I wonder who'll be presenting The 100 Greatest Nazi War Atrocities on Channel 4? Oh look, it's that wanker Jimmy Carr. Can't they afford somebody better or something?"

jimmy carr by OD Smith March 7, 2005

Jimmy carr

A borderline racist, sexist and homophobic comedian who laughs backwards.

Jimmy carr fired Joe because he got embarrassed about being a puppet on an entirely different show p

Jimmy carr by Lilbobross March 6, 2020

A Jimmy Carr

A man who has a particularly unusual laugh, generally sounds more like a seal than a regular person.

Bro 1: did you hear that guy laughing in the cinema yesterday

Bro 2: yeah bro he was totally " A Jimmy Carr "

Bro 1: I mean who laughs like that he sounded like a used condom being deflated

A Jimmy Carr by JBSTER October 4, 2014