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Jelly Jacking 

When a male uses a jelly or preserves as a substitute lubricant to wank off and masturbate. Used either out of desperation for some form of lube or because of a food fetish.
Girlfriend: Hey!! Why does your cock taste like my grandma's homemade jelly again?

Boyfriend: Just suck it. I did a little Jelly Jacking earlier.

Jelly Jacking 

When a chubby chaser jacks off while watching a fattie engulf jelly doughnuts
I just shot jizz in my eye while jelly jacking
Jelly Jacking by arehorsiespretty February 2, 2014

Jolly Jacking January 

Jolly Jacking January or JJJ is the month where you are offensive to people who aren’t “the boys” or your friends in general and the month u jack off at least 10 times
Weirdo1: it’s Jolly Jacking January
Weirdo2: yeah and I jacked off 69 times In worship of the Slop Gods
Jolly Jacking January by ShimPee December 3, 2019

jacking jill up the hill

"yeah me and tina was jacking jill up the hill last night, and she made it all the way to the top, and I came right right after her"

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

Summer Teeth 

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.
Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...
Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012
Word of the Day on May 24, 2026