jilldoe
a really fucked up nickname that a girl named jill has to deal with only beecause it rhymes with dildoe
Words you can keep
jilldoe
a beautiful girl who is skinny and enjoys doughnuts every once in a while. and has to put up with horrible jokes!
i used a jilldoe last night!
Jilldo
A straight ten. This girl is the perfect combination of sweet, cute, and sexy. She is amazing in the bed and will treat you like a king. She has a huge beautiful rack. She will make you hard instantly upon seeing her and the moment you get enough courage to talk to her, you will find out that she is insanely smart and amazingly witty. Yet, She is a girl you take home to meet mom. This is the girl of your dreams. She is rare but once you find her do not let her go! You will regret it for the rest of your life because no other girl sucks your balls and compliments your mother's blouse in the same day.
Dude, did you see that girl? She is a total Jilldo. I am already going to tell my mom to start planning the wedding.
Jilldo by jilldo and aj August 30, 2013
Jilldo
Jilldo by xxroxxpocxx April 18, 2011
Jilldo
A penis that is always leaking sperm. Usually noticed by a wet spot under the pocket. Normally accompanied by pre-mature ejaculation, and a "shy penis".
Jilldo by kittysmasher6 April 20, 2011
Jilldo
A wicked skank who is really muscular. People seem to like her because she is polite and is rarely late. She likes to eat ice cream and really enjoys a nice pair of slacks. Years later, a doctor will tell her that she has an I.Q. of 48 and is what some people call mentally retarded.
Nicole: "Dude, did you just see that giant Jilldo sitting next to that niglet?!"
Andrea: " Great Lincoln's Mullet!"
Ally: " Where?!"
Bailey: "Dambaid"
Lucas: "Bongo drums on my head!"
Andrea: " Great Lincoln's Mullet!"
Ally: " Where?!"
Bailey: "Dambaid"
Lucas: "Bongo drums on my head!"
Jilldo by BB, AP, AB, JR, NK, BP June 20, 2006
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dirrty
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The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.
2. Movie
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2. Movie
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3. Situation/Person/Decision
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3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
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Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
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Bob: Literally 1984!
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User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Bob: Literally 1984!
--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
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Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010
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