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JG Wentworth 

The act of secretively taking ones finger and briefly swiping your partner's coinslot and then inserting it into the unsuspecting person's nasal cavity.
Dude, last night while I was undressing my girlfriend totally pulled a JG Wentworth on my ass! I had no idea how bad my ass stank!!
JG Wentworth by JS&CO August 12, 2011
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jg wentworth 

a company that thrives on other peoples misery. structures settlement puchasers
Wow jg wentworth sure is a bunch off assholes, eh?

J.G. Wentworth 

This is a douchebag that handles stupid peoples money. He shouldnt be able to handle his own nads, let alone other peoples hard-earned money. This man is the biggest douchbag EVER.
"its my money, and i need it now!" "STFU J.G. Wentworth!!!"
J.G. Wentworth by Zellular February 23, 2009

J.G. Wentworth 

I have a structured settlement and I need cash now!
Call J.G. Wentworth, 877-CASH-NOW!
I have an annuity and I need cash now!
Call J.G. Wentworth, 877-CASH-NOW!
They've helped thousands they'll help you too.
One lump sum of cash they will pay to you.
If you get long term payments but you need cash now.
Call J.G. Wentworth, 877-CASH-NOW!
877-CASH-NOW!
877-CASH-NOW!
877-CASH-NOW!
It's your money, use it when you need it!
Call J.G. Wentworth, 877-CASH-NOW!
CALL NOW!
J.G. Wentworth
It's my money, and I need it now!
J.G. Wentworth by GainTrain June 2, 2014
Sonion comes from a GIF that is a mix of the word son and onion ( if you use this slang you like dih)
Man 1 says "I drank last night I need a break" Man 2 "Sonion"
Sonion by popularloner67 March 11, 2026
Word of the Day on June 4, 2026

breatharian 

One whos diet consists of air, light, and prana, with a possible sip of water now and then.
The breatharian has air, light, and prana for food.
breatharian by leena gabor November 8, 2005
Word of the Day on June 3, 2026

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress 

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.
"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."
Word of the Day on June 2, 2026