Jezku 

A person who is alpha to his pack and hates gay people.

Person 1: hey jezku is pretty gay
Person 2: dont speak about our lord and savior that way!
Person 1: why not bro?
Person 2: you know he will punish you right?
Person 1: oh shit bro

Jezku by Kyle😂 September 3, 2019

JeZu!? 

When u get surprised but can’t react and aren’t alive no mo :(

“Playing a game”
Person 1: So I was just thinking abt how Supac Thakur changed the world during quaranti-

(Person 1 gets headshot)

Person 1: JeZu!?

JeZu!? by Soddy Wally March 21, 2021

Jerkusdiction

The area defined in a set domicile (in which more than one person dwells) where one may masturbate without encroaching on anyone else's territory.

"Hey!! My room is outside your jerkusdiction! Gtfo, and pull up your pants!!!"
"The living room couch is in no-ones jerkusdiction, spank away."

Jerkusdiction by SlapHappyPappy May 4, 2010

Jerkumcision 

when the dermis of the foreskin is rubbed painfully raw due to jerking off too much or without enough lubrication.

The shower hurt like hell after another unfortunate pornhub-induced jerkumcision. Took 3 days before I could use soap again.

Jerkumcision by BoobsMcGee October 21, 2012

circle jerkus 

To masterbate in a circular motion

Drop that raggedy Andy Serkis, circle jerkus!

circle jerkus by Slam poet #1 March 26, 2018

jerkules 

(n.)jerk-yoo-leez
A masculine and muscular male with an attitude of superiority; a jerk with big muscles

That fratastic meathead is a jerkules for cock blocking me.

jerkules by ClemsonNeo March 16, 2006

Jezus 

Either the lord and savior or the guy mowing your lawn

Person A: Do you know Jezus is watching you.
Person B: Yes he is mowing my lawn.

Jezus by Your friendly rebbel October 14, 2016