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jewniversity 

A university or college that has a large percentage of Jewish students.

NYU, Yeshiva, U of Maryland, Rutgers, Brandeis, Columbia, CUNY Queens, SUNY Binghamton, Yale, Northwestern, etc....
Good usage: "I go to New York Jewniversity." aka N.Y.Jew.
jewniversity by Jeremizzle May 13, 2006

jewniverse 

where all the jews will live in the future

where all the jews came from
That bitch is from the jewniverse
jewniverse by vikings2326 May 9, 2008

jewqueer 

Don't be such a goddamn jewqueer.
jewqueer by Keith O'Malley February 1, 2008

Harvard Jewniversity 

The chief global center of greed, decadence and corruption. A school where the administration has no respect for freedom of speech and to be admitted you either have to be some rich jew's kid, some transgender 1/64th native american sports jock or some totally unqualified affirmative action douchebag who barks really loud and knows how to use their special 'identity' to get some from the rest of the world.
Ira Jewberg donated $50 million in money stolen from the working man to Harvard Jewniversity to secure a spot for his rich, spoiled, transgender jew athlete 1/64th Native American kid so they can be a do nothing billionaire CEO and fuck over the rest of the world under the guise of making the world a better place. Meanwhile Asian Americans with perfect SAT scores and grades are being turned down right and left with no explanation.

Jewniverse 

A term of art used to describe one's community of jewish acquaintances.
Ari: have you spoken to Saul Moskovitz lately?

Noah: Paul Moskovitz? The Urologist?

Ari: No, Saul. The Butcher!

Noah: I do not know this man you speak of!

Ari: Oy, Noah, you live in such a small Jewniverse!
Jewniverse by Gorilla Adam April 19, 2009

jewneuver 

the act of getting around an obstacle in a way that a jew might use
brad just jewneuvered his way out of that speeding ticket.
jewneuver by bacon024 September 10, 2009