jew sock

a sock used to keep all your spare change because your wallet cant support coins

it is safe to assume that this person is jewish

2 guys buying a drink

guy1: hey man do you have 2 bucks on you?

guy2: sure do bro (guy2 pulls out his jew sock)

guy1: dude what the fuck is that?!

guy2: it is my jew sock

jew sock by And1Axel April 7, 2010

jewsock

A sock you use to masterbate with

Yo I need to wash my jewsock, there is like 4 loads of my masterbatory cum in there.

jewsock by Kwhit10 October 9, 2005

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jewsock

To beat someone with a sock full of quarters, gelt, or Sacajewea dollars; not nickels or pennies, we're better than that.

Yo! If that kid doesn't stop hating on Moses, I'm gonna JewSock him!

jewsock by SmallFox April 26, 2006

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cornholio

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.

"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).

cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003

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