jeto
the reincarnation of bruce lee, jackie chan, jet li and chuck norris all bundled into one awesome package!
jeto by jeet-string February 6, 2010
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jeto sandwich
A sandwich that has been made in the fashion that a mommas boy would like. This includes special orders at restaurants but is not only limited to sandwiches. The term can apply to basically any old "pain in the ass" that only a mother could be capable of loving. Jeto sandwich happens at many places, on many levels. Oft times the term can be applied to anyone who takes a casual obligation to the next level.
Jeto sandwich can also be applied as a mother's plea as well, implying that their "little angel" a.k.a. "my jeto" is completely incapable of negatively based on the strong love of the Mother.
There is a female version as well rreferred to as "jeta"
Jeto sandwich can also be applied as a mother's plea as well, implying that their "little angel" a.k.a. "my jeto" is completely incapable of negatively based on the strong love of the Mother.
There is a female version as well rreferred to as "jeta"
Why cant this guy just order off of the menu!? He always has to have his little "jeto sandwich."
You know that fool is guilty, he's such a "jeto sandwich" he won't last a minute in jail.
You know that fool is guilty, he's such a "jeto sandwich" he won't last a minute in jail.
jeto sandwich by Yerbachev November 6, 2018
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Jeton
Sexiest mofo nigga out there in the world deep ass voice all the guys out there want it. His voice is just like complete sex. Also very intelligent good influence to most friends of him. Fun guy to be around with. May be boring in person but when you are not face to face with him he is the funniest guy you will ever meet. He may act like he's black but trust me he straight up wigga. Knows how to dress (at times) he stays hella fresh and also pimpin.
1st Person: Yo did you see that guy he looks hella fresh!
2nd Person: I know yo I think his name is Jeton.
1st Person: Man i'd like to meet him I wanna know how to stay that hella fresh and pimpin.
2nd Person: I know yo I think his name is Jeton.
1st Person: Man i'd like to meet him I wanna know how to stay that hella fresh and pimpin.
Jeton by TheOneInDaStands May 27, 2011
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Jeton by MysteriousCitizen May 26, 2010
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