jesus did it 

an expression you use at random and completely inappropriate moments to cause confusion and mass laughter

NAT: who stole my coats?
ME: Jesus did it, don't question it

jesus did it by hanrose December 26, 2007

That's how Jesus did it 

Phrase said after something truly remarkable is stated; generally for adding extra emphasis on how amazing something is.

Ronnie: How did you do at the track meet?
Kristen: I just high jumped 6' 3''!!!!
Ronnie: Awesome, That's how Jesus did it!!

That's how Jesus did it by IIIEvans July 13, 2010