A magazine used when one is beating off or indulging in self-merrymaking. The term was coined from a website called "thejerkmag.com" which was intentionally named so to fleece people into thinking that it carries pornography while it has nothing to do with porn and hence makes a lot of money from the traffic.
Guy 1: "Yo, what is it that you're reading? You seem a lot quieter..."
Guy 2: *inaudible response*
Guy1: "Wait a minute! Is that a jerk mag?"
Guy 2: *inaudible response*
Guy 2: *inaudible response*
Guy1: "Wait a minute! Is that a jerk mag?"
Guy 2: *inaudible response*
by vaultimor February 18, 2016
The act of twerking in a community circle, primarily by women to seduct all the men around.
Bonnie: look at all the girls in the middle of the twerkle jerk.
Lauren: it's so trashy they want to twerk on everyone.
Mike: I have no problem with that!!!
Bonnie: look at all the girls in the middle of the twerkle jerk.
Lauren: it's so trashy they want to twerk on everyone.
Mike: I have no problem with that!!!
by Yutz September 5, 2013
The act of constantly sharing the same opinion in a forum full of people who are obviously known to have the same opinion as yours, therefor granting you free upvotes to said opinion, while gathering downvotes to anyone that opposes you on the matter
Good examples:
The atheist section of Reddit
League of Legends' Boards
Any sort of 9Gag picture that goes against consoles/Frozen/Christianity
Nearly any website that governs itself through up and downvotes, and inevitably estabilishes "approved" opinions, which leads to the formation of a circle jerk
The atheist section of Reddit
League of Legends' Boards
Any sort of 9Gag picture that goes against consoles/Frozen/Christianity
Nearly any website that governs itself through up and downvotes, and inevitably estabilishes "approved" opinions, which leads to the formation of a circle jerk
by Carlão the Pimpslayer September 19, 2015
Jerk lurking – or Jerk Lurkin’ describes a behavior, especially in an office or business environment, of a person who does not understand the natural queues of a conversation, personal space or common courtesies of their co-workers, peers or business associates.
Jerk lurking includes, but is not limited to: Lingering in a conversation long after it has ended, standing behind someone’s desk watching what they are doing when they don’t know you’re there, standing too near to someone even after seeing it has made them noticeably uncomfortable and not moving, staring at people from your desk while they work.
Jerk lurking includes, but is not limited to: Lingering in a conversation long after it has ended, standing behind someone’s desk watching what they are doing when they don’t know you’re there, standing too near to someone even after seeing it has made them noticeably uncomfortable and not moving, staring at people from your desk while they work.
"I was talking to Phil about a project today. I put my head phones on and he was still behind me nodding his head for at least 60 seconds after the conversation was over. That was a pretty serious jerk lurk."
:::
Cool Guy: "Hey man whats up?"
Idiot Guy: "Nothin...just gazing into the distance"
Cool Guy: "Can you do it somewhere else? You are uncomfortably close to me right now...for no reason."
Idiot Guy: <still standing there. doesn't move>
Cool Guy: "YO MAN, YOU'RE FUCKIN JERK LURKIN RIGHT NOW AND IT'S PISSIN ME OFF!"
Idiot Guy: <nods. doesn't catch on>
Cool Guy: <shakes head. puts earbuds back in and proceeds to work>
:::
Cool Guy: "Hey man whats up?"
Idiot Guy: "Nothin...just gazing into the distance"
Cool Guy: "Can you do it somewhere else? You are uncomfortably close to me right now...for no reason."
Idiot Guy: <still standing there. doesn't move>
Cool Guy: "YO MAN, YOU'RE FUCKIN JERK LURKIN RIGHT NOW AND IT'S PISSIN ME OFF!"
Idiot Guy: <nods. doesn't catch on>
Cool Guy: <shakes head. puts earbuds back in and proceeds to work>
by DJ_Knux February 19, 2013
several young guys hanging out or teens on a sleep over end up on the sofa watching late night skinemax each under his own blanket simultaneously jerking
can substitute tv for laptop on table in front of couch for more explicit porn 3.0 especially since taking turns gives everyone else blue balls
can substitute tv for laptop on table in front of couch for more explicit porn 3.0 especially since taking turns gives everyone else blue balls
the lust level is extremely high sitting together on the couch watching cinemax porn. The bravest guy, usually the biggest boner, starts jerking first either balls out or under blanket. The first guy to comment is usually the next guy to start jerking. It quickly becomes a couch jerk everyone jerking -- sometimes a race starts to first orgasm.
It only becomes a gay couch jerk if one's boner if jerked by another's hand.
couch jerking avoids getting jizz on the laptop in the bathroom
It only becomes a gay couch jerk if one's boner if jerked by another's hand.
couch jerking avoids getting jizz on the laptop in the bathroom
by malloried January 22, 2013
Girl: Man, Bill has been in the bathroom for a really long time.
Guy: Yeah, he took his phone with him. I bet he is looking at porn and dirt jerking.
Guy: Yeah, he took his phone with him. I bet he is looking at porn and dirt jerking.
by jessford151515 January 2, 2016
To avoid doing work while on the clock whilst taking care of one's needs. Less euphemistically: to jack off at work.
I was feeling really stressed at work today, so I locked my office and closed the blinds for a good ol' shirk and jerk to relieve my tension before the board meeting. Totally killed the presentation!
by daphunkeefeel1 July 6, 2012