jelly up 

To be naturaly lucky, or naturaly have things happen in your favor. Can refer to a situation, or a state of life.

Reasoning: If the person who is naturally gifted wtih luck has a piece of toast with jelly on it, and another friend has a peice of toast with jelly on it, if both those peices happen to drop, the person who is naturally gifted with luck will have their peice of toast naturally land " jelly up."

I cant beleive you got out of that parking ticket just by flirting with that cop, your so jelly up.

The most jelly up thing happened today, i convinced my professor he lost my exam when i never took it and he gave me a 85 because he thought that was fair.

jelly up by maddiexbabie December 19, 2010

I Stuck A Whole Bag Of Jelly Beans Up My Ass 

Pretty self explanatory, I mean what do you want from me?!

Beans

Take on me. Take me onnnnnn

I stuck a whole bag of jelly beans up my ass

I Stuck A Whole Bag Of Jelly Beans Up My Ass by Nibbahhhhh1 July 2, 2019

Lops up jelly

Means to eat ejaculate

"Bro what, I bet mako lops up jelly"

Lops up jelly by BlckLongDick February 11, 2023

I Put A Whole Bag of Jelly Beans Up My Ass 

i said scuse me mothafucka do you like jellybeans he was like yea but not the black and the green ones. mothafucka who said i had to eat them jellybeans. To make a long fucking story short I put a whole bag of jellybeans up my ass and it's been 24 hours later and i ain't find none yet

I put a whole bag of jelly beans up my ass

I Put A Whole Bag of Jelly Beans Up My Ass by imabroomstick September 24, 2025

Whipping up some Jelly 

British(generally Birmingham) slang for wanking.

After a long day’s work, it’s always nice to come home and start whipping up some jelly.

Whipping up some Jelly by El ritardo April 17, 2020

kentucky jelly doighnut upper decker double blumpkin supreme 

The act of, in this very exact particular order: finding a sexual partner and take them to eat a substantial amount of Taco Bell with you. When you both inevitably need to take a diarrhea shit, do it at the same time, with the submissive sitting on the bowl and the dominant sitting on the opened top tank. During the shit, the submissive will perform oral sex on the dominant. When the dominant finishes on the submissive’s face, they must punch the submissive in the nose to create a mixed fluid of blood and ejaculate on their face. Once both parties complete their shit. They will perform a reverse sixty nine on each other until both anuses are clean. Then the dominant must lick the submissive’s face clean.

Man 1: hey bro, why did you break up with your girlfriend? She seemed really nice.
Man 2: nah bro, she was so selfish, she wouldn’t even do a kentucky jelly doighnut upper decker double blumpkin supreme with me!
Man 1: oh man, I didn’t know that, what a selfish bitch!

kentucky jelly doighnut upper decker double blumpkin supreme by Dr. Heinz Doof August 29, 2021

Upside down jelly 

The best lesbian sex position ever. You gotta just do it. Nothing else to it. It’s whatever you want it to be.

I did the upside down jelly with my girlfriend last night, best sex I’ve ever had.

Upside down jelly by Papayaisgross March 24, 2020