jello packet

1. Unit of paste contained in a Sheath.
2. (sailor definition) Kunt.
3. The canal within which to disperse thine Throat Dog.
4. Please don;t mention the bloody machete wound
5. Elite forms of females that continue to drip like conveyor belts until dawn.
6. Any one who has actually fucked a jello cup (i.e store bought gelatin) please visit a porno site immediately.

"Dude, that bitches jello packet tasted like gardetto's snacks!"

"Holy shit I totally saw Britney Spears bloated jello packet on TV yesterday!"

"I hope Bill Clinton didn't actually PLOUGH Hillarys rusted Jello Packet!!@!!!"

"Thars a lass with a bonnie jello packet if'n i've ever seen un!" (irish proverb)

" Marmetlata! CE bene MICIO! IO MANGO MICIO!

" Dude, you totally emerged from yo mamma's jello packet!"

jello packet by Bob C. Dawg April 12, 2008

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jelly pocket

to spread the vagina with grape jelly then eat it out

i turned that girls vagina into a jelly pocket

jelly pocket by erob1i981 December 15, 2008

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Pocket Jelly

A reference to semen inside a male's pants or shorts that results from a close encounter with a stripper (lap dance) or other exciting moment that resulted in one "jizzing in their pants". Usually leaves a wet spot visible from outside the clothing, and can often be felt inside the pockets.

As in "Wow, that girl was so hot! I just dropped a pound of pocket jelly thinking of her!"

Pocket Jelly by bazzr July 30, 2010

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Jelly Slam Pocket

a girls pussy when she has her period

Jill: "Lindes, who you hookin up with tonight?"
Lindes: "No one tonight, I have a jelly slam pocket"

Jelly Slam Pocket by Lindsay C. February 16, 2008

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church hurt

church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.

Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.

church hurt by PrincesaLatina21 May 1, 2022

Word of the Day on May 27, 2026

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honkin

Huge. Surpassing normal expectations.

I was fishing with a Spinner Bait and a HONKIN pike came after it and hit it . Felt like a lawnmower running over a brick.

honkin by R. LaJoy December 26, 2005

Word of the Day on May 26, 2026

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Stealthie

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.

FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"

Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016

Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

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