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A guademelon princess. Somone who can make anyone smile. A true dime that every guy is in love with. If you ever meet a Jeimi be sure to keep her close and don't play her. She will put up a true fight and stands firm by what she believes in. If you are lucky enough to have her as a friend she will never betray you unless you do her wrong first. And as for a guy she will be the girl you can't get off your mind and will unknowingly fall in love with. Jeimis are crazy and unique, there is never a dull moment with this girl. A Jeimi is the true queen of sass and you will realize the second you meet her. There isn't anyone as beautiful inside and out as she is.
Jeimi is a perfect 10
jeimi by Princess122 July 22, 2014
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A girl that can understand their feelings but there's can't and that will keep friends close when they are the most honest with them. Hey creative girl with a big creative heart . Doesn't listen to other people that talk about her. She's a girl that stands up for her self but doesn't when I get other people hurt. A kind smart girl with A And B.
Jeimi a girl with the head that doesn't underestimate everybody and herself
jeimi by DiamondRuby June 14, 2018
Related Words
jeimi • Jeimie • Jemima • jaimie • jemimah • Jemily • jaimin • Jeimy • jemina • Jaimilee
A hard headed girl but has a big heart . When other people say things about her she stands up for herself and doesn't look back at what she did . She cares for others but other than care for her even if that happens she stilled care. A girl that lives are and is very creative with herself even if others judge.
Jeimi a girl with a big heart and a smart and creative
jeimi by DiamondRuby June 14, 2018
An exotic, mysterious, irresistible woman. She will hypnotize you with her looks and personality, she is addictive. Extremely elegant and sophisticated however don’t let her appearance deceive you, she is super humble, with a golden heart ❤️ and extremely generous. Every man that cross her path will unconsciously fall in love with her. She is an alpha and hardworking lady. For her is not who wants her but who she wants. She always gives her best at everything she does and is extremely loyal when committed to one man. She is a hopeless romantic ! Passionate, ambitious, full of imagination, assertive, honest and intuitive. A go getter. Every moment you spend with her will be an unique and magical experience. She is deep, wise, smart and If you are lucky to cross paths with a Jeimi , rest assured you are in the best hands. Consider yourself lucky 🍀 but if you do her wrong she will disappear from your life and you will never be able to get over her. Make sure to take good care of her heart ❤️
Wow 🤩 who is the girl that just walked in ?

Oh ! Jeimi, she is a 10 out of 10 . Play cool, if she likes you she will approach you. When she sees a guy she likes she doesn’t hesitate to get to know him. I am lucky to be her best friend, I know her pretty well ☺️ Are you ready to be hypnotized by her? Haha
Jeimi by Krysthia January 2, 2022
One of the weirdest/funniest girls EVER! She always cares about your feelings and will not stop until she makes you happy. Sometimes you get mad at her but can not stay mad for long. Not afraid of ANYONE and will always fight for a friend. Whenever you're down she's the first to make you feel better. Has amazing sense of humor and very relateable. Very unique and doesn't care that she isn't "normal".
I will miss that Jemimah

You need yourself a Jemimah
Jemimah by Snickers1123 May 11, 2018

Uncle Jemima 

Uncle Jemima is a crazy old fool who just wants to make liquor and show that there's more to this world than just making pancakes.

Uncle Jemima's Down Home Mash Liquor

'More fun than Pancakes!'
Uncle Jemima: Let me ask you a question: you like drinking? Well, you like drinking - who the hell don't? Well if you're like me, then you like to get bit just as fast as possible. That's why I'm proud to introduce to you...Uncle Jemima's Pure Mash Liquor. I'm Uncle Jemima! You probably know my wife, Aunt Jemima, the pancake lady! Now she says that selling booze is degrading to our people. I always say that black folk ain't exactly swellin' up with pride on the count of you flippin' flapjack. Ain't I right Sammy?

Sammy: Listen don't get me in this mess.

Then she say "why booze?" I say "Sell what you know, and I know about booze!" Uncle Jemima's Pure Mash Liquor has a 95% alcohol content - and that's per volume!

What the hell does that mean?

That means you get f***ed up for less money! Hook a brother up! Buy some of my pure mash liquor and let's show that old bitch that there's more to this world than just making pancake!

Aunt Jemima: Pancakes is ready!

Uncle Jemima: Oh you shut up woman! You're not gonna ruin this for me!

Sammy: What you swattin' at?
Uncle Jemima by rremundo July 7, 2006
A beautiful, talented girl. She may seem shy at first but once you get to know her, you'll have a blast with her. She has a great taste in music. If you're looking for a good, loyal friend, Jeimy is the one to call. Jeimy's know how to have fun.
"That girl is pretty"

"I know huh, her names Jeimy"
Jeimy by swegmastersweg November 30, 2013
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