Jeezits

(n) Holy Communion Stolen From The Minister To Be Taken Home And Have Milk Be Added And To Be Eaten Like Cereal

Dane Cook Used This In His "Church" Stand Up Act

HOLY SHIT! HE'S STEALING THE JEEZITS!

Hey! Jeezits Are Two For Two Dollars, whOa!

by Tristan January 24, 2005

jeezit

to say jesus really fast.
or,
like cheezits but without the cheese part.

ohh jeezit we got fucking tests didnt study ohh well fuck it..lol

by kati williams January 17, 2008

Jeezites

Catholic male children you could swear they are probably fulfilling some of Jesus's prophecies.

I can't imagine Catholics to ever be able to put in the mentality needed to commit sin, ponderous little jeezites.

by Hellsprung December 14, 2017